megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

(Source: alcoholicmother)

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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  • me: are there any spirits here?
  • ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o

dajo42:

"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"

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