zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

  • police: you're under arrest
  • me: no i'm not
  • police: shit

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me