youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

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youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

Iโ€™M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

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(Source: alcoholicmother)

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone elseโ€™s shower

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  • me: are there any spirits here?
  • ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o

dajo42:

"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"

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australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i havenโ€™t been worn in months. this is exciting

(Source: australiansanta)

comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

(Source: trustinq)

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship thatโ€™s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it